Bank account balance = -$782.35
Money in pocket = $0.23
Books needed by 11am tomorrow afternoon = $110.50
Amount needed to turn the water back on at your house = $187.00
.....Eating chocolate by the pound with your partner in crime at 2pm, Waffle House at 12am on your boyfriends dollar, throwing things at your younger sister's head so that they bounce off her nose, and making fun of all of your said boyfriend's exes while he's sitting next to you, making the bad things about the day just kind of fade to a dull ache??